http://jokes.kabarkada.com a collection of jokes we encounter from day to day or read elsewhere Mon, 01 Dec 2008 02:13:19 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en A woman is picked up by Dennis Rodman in a bar. They like each other and she goes back with him to his hotel room. He removes his shirt revealing all his tattoos and she sees that on his arm is one which reads, "Reebok". She thinks that's a bit ... http://jokes.kabarkada.com/archives/1811 KUMIRIRING ang telepono nang madaling araw.... "Hello, Master Carlos? Si Arnaldo po ito, 'yung katiwala niyo sa bahay-bakasyunan niyo." "O, Arnaldo, ikaw pala. Ano't napatawag ka? May problema ba? "Um, napatawag lang po ako para abisuhan kayo na namatay ang alaga niyong parrot." 'Yung parrot kong si Pikoy, patay? 'Yung nanalo sa bird show? "Opo, Master Carlos, 'yun na ... http://jokes.kabarkada.com/archives/1810 A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is renowned for their progressive rehabilitation methods. They begin by visiting some of the patients. The first patient they visit is a young woman. She is practicing ballet. One of the psychiatrist asks, "What are you doing?" She replies, ... http://jokes.kabarkada.com/archives/1809 A patient is seeing his psychiatrist for the first time and is undergoing the Rorschach test. After each ink blot the patient excliams it is a couple copulating. The psychiatrist stops the test and excliams, "You appear to have a preoccupation with sex." And the patient replies, "You're the one ... http://jokes.kabarkada.com/archives/1808 The Psychiatrist was escorting a patient from one Psychiatric Hospital to another. They were travelling by train, and the Psychiatrist was intrigued to see the patient tearing up bits of paper and throwing them out of the window. "What are you doing that for?" asked the Psychiatrist. "It's to keep the elephants ... http://jokes.kabarkada.com/archives/1807 There was this man in a mental hospital. All day he would put his ear to the wall and listen. The doctor would watch this guy do this day after day. So the doctor finally decided to see what the guy was listening to, so he put his ear up ... http://jokes.kabarkada.com/archives/1806 Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for five years. The doctor takes the three patients to the top ... http://jokes.kabarkada.com/archives/1805 A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?' ... http://jokes.kabarkada.com/archives/1804 A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought ... http://jokes.kabarkada.com/archives/1803 A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!' The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!' The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!' ... http://jokes.kabarkada.com/archives/1802