MAY KATANUNGAN PARA KAY EDDIE BARON January 7, 2007
PHONE IN QUESTION NG ISANG TAGAPAKINIG NI EDDIE SA RADYO.TAGAPAKINIG: mang eddie bat sabi nila pangit daw ang boses ko
EDDIE BARON: maganda naman ang boses mo kaboses mo pa nga si diomedes maturan at ben david
TAGAPAKINIG: kasi ho sabi sa akin ng mga kaibigan ko pangit daw ho ang boses ko
EDDIE BARON: ang ganda nga ng boses mo pwede ka pang maging announcer sa radio ..sandali ano ba ang pangalan mo
TAGAPAKINIG: michelle po
talaga talaga
MS. WANG: bat ba talaga kayo ng talaga dyanBARKADA :talaga ba Malou, talaga
MS WANG: kakainis kayo ha
BARKADA: talaga ba Malou talaga
MS WANG: he!!!mga leche kayo
BARKADA: talaga ba malou talaga.
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A guy walked into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He put the
alligator up on the bar and turned to the astonished patrons.”I’ll make you a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. Then the gator will close his mouth for one inute.He’ll then open his mouth and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. In return
for witnessing this spectacle, each of you will buy me a drink.”The crowd murmured their approval. The man stood up on the bar, dropped his trousers, and placed his privates in the lligator’s open mouth. The gator closed his …
turn around
A small white guy went into an elevator, when he got in he noticed a
huge black dude standing next to him. The big black guy looked down upon
the small white guy and said, “7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3
pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown.” The small guy
fainted!!
The huge black dude picked up the little white guy and brought him to,
slapping his face and shaking him. He asked the small white guy,
“What’s wrong?”
Our petite friend said, “Excuse me, but what did you say?”
The black giant looked down and repeated, “7 foot tall, 350 pounds,
20 inch …
ballerina
This woman is sitting in a bar, wearing a tube top. Shehas never shaved her armpits in her entire life, so as a
result, she has a thick black bush under each arm. Every 20 minutes, she raises her arm up and flags the bartender for another drink. This goes on all night. The other people in the
bar see her hairy pits every time she raises her arm. Near the end of the night, this drunk at the end of the bar says to the bartender, “Hey, I’d like to buy the ballerina a drink”. The bartender replies, “What makes you …
MAGALING DOCTOR
PATIENT: DOC TIGNAN NIYO TITI KO NAMUMULA
DOC: OO NGA NO ITO OINTMENT PAHID MO SA TITI MO AT BUMALIK KA BUKAS
KINABUKASAN…
PATIENT: DOC ANG GALING NIYO NAWALA KAAGAD YUNG PULA NG TITI KO ANO YUNG BINIGAY NIYO SA AKING OINTMENT
DOC: LIPSTICK REMOVER TULOK
*BULL!!!!!!*
There was once a devil. Every time she had sex she would have horns come out and yell and scream.First, she had sex with a white guy.When they were having sex her horns came out and the white guy ran away.
Then she had sex with another guy but, he was mexican. They were having sex her horns popped out and the mexican yelled “undale undale!” while on yer back
(like a bull)
what’s a…….
What’s a 68?
Answer: do me one and i owe you one
Pahiram ng kotse……….
Isang araw si Maria ay kailangan umalis kaya kinausap nya ang tatay nya para humiram ng kotse….
Maria: Itay pahiram ng kotse oh!
Tatay: Sa isang kundisyon….
Maria: Okay. Ano yung kundisyon nyo….
Tatay: Sibakin muna kita….
Maria: Di pwede itay meron ako ngayon…. blow job pwede….
Tatay: O sige na nga….
Habang bino#### ni Maria ang tatay nya…. bigla na lang may naamoy syang mabaho….
Maria: Itay bakit amoy tae itong etits nyo….
Tatay: Pasensya ka na iha! hiniram ng kuya mo ang kotse kanina…..
sperm cells
isang gabi may rally ang milyong sperm cells…….
leader: Mga kapatid kailangang gumawa tayo ng paraan kung paano tayo makakapagpropagate! Nang dahil sa mga condoms, pills, at kung ano ano pang contraceptives na yan lumiliit ang ating populasyon! nakahanda ba kayong sumama sa akin upang mapigil ang pagkitil sa ating lahi!
Tagasunod: (sigaw)Sang ayon kami!
Leader: kung gayon magsipaghada kayo! sigurado mamayang gabi kakana nanaman ang amo natin.
(kinagabihan….)
Leader:Mga kapatid ngayon na! oras na pag sinabi kung sugod kahit condom yan bubutasin natin yan….. handa….ayan na…..ayan na…… sugod mga kapatid………(Long way to heaven!)………………tang na … atras…. atras!
Tagasunod: Ano raw?
Leader: Atras!!!!
Tagasunod: Bakit?
Leader: TAE….TAE