Doctors Advice December 16, 2006
~~~Woman went to her doctor for advice. She told him that her husband had developed an interest for anal sex, and she was not sure that it was such a good idea.The doctor asked, “Do you enjoy it?” She said that she did.The doctor asked again, “Does it hurt you?” She said that it didn’t.The doctor then told her, “Well, then, there’s no reason that you shouldn’t practice anal sex, if that’s what you like, so long as you take care not to get pregnant.”The woman was mystified. She asked, “You can get pregnant from anal sex?”The doctor replied, “Of …
Whats the Similarity…
~~~Question: “What’s the similarity between Bin Laden and a good-looking, faithful, richhusband who satisfies his wife sexually every night?”Answer:”BOTH CANNOT BE FOUND”~~~
Itlog Ni Padre
~~~Isang umaga , bago magmisa si Padre Lucio, nilagay niya sa supot ang mga binili niyang mga itlog para sa donasyon niya sa mga mahihirap. Ngunit sa kanyang pagmamadali nakalimutan niya ang supot sa isang mesa at ng kanyang binalikan ay wala na ito. Kaya sa kanyang sermon ay nagtanong siya…”Meron ba sa inyong may itlog?” Lahat ng lalaki sa simbahan ay nagtayuan…”Hindi! Hindi! Ang ibig kong sabihin, may nakakita ba ng itlog?” Lahat ng babae sa simbahan ay nagtayuan…”Hindi! Hindi! Ang ibig kong sabihin, may nakakita ba ng itlog ko?” Lahat ng madre sa simbahan ay nagtayuan.~~~
Smell
Question;What do pizza delivery man and OBGYN Dr. have in common? answer;They both can smell it, but they cant eat it…..
itchy balls
me and my friends were jogging a mile when we ran into our PE teacher…he was endorsing his band called itchy legos…he asked us to make a poster and we were so excited we ran to the locker rooms and started screaming “pls watch itchy nuevos,they are the coolest band ever!”we made posters and stuff… but we dont know why our teacher got arrested and was fired out of the job….we went to visit him in priso and he told us…”you bitches…its not itchy nuevos its itchy leggos” na di asked him what it meanthe then turned back and said….”it …
Hey Nars…
~~~ Nagpa-blood test si Tulume. Kumuha ng sample ang nars. Pagkatapos, walang makitang bulak angnars sinipsip ng nars ang daliri ni Tulume. Naligayahan si Tulume kayasinabihan niya ang nars, “Magpapa-urine test din ako!” ~~~
WAIST
~~~Question : “Why did they call it a WAIST?”…Answer: “Because anything above the penis and below the tits is a waste”~~~
Kiss Bin Laden!!!
A seriously wounded patriotic Al Qaeda soldier lying in bed made a final request:Abdul Tikol: Aass … my lasttt wish … I wannttt to kissss the Afghan flaggg…Nurse: I’m very sorry sir, but we don’t have any Afghan flag here in the camp! But if you want, I have a tatoo of it in my ass!Abdul Tikol: … thatt willl dooo…So the soldier kissed the tattoo on the nurse’s ass, then …… excuse me nurse, will you please turn around ‘coz I want to kiss Bin Laden too!!!
“ILAW”
NAGPA2YABANGAN ANG 2 MAGKAIBIGAN,SI JUAN AT SI PEDROJUAN:WALA KA SA TA2Y KO KUMAKAIN NG APOY.PEDRO:WALA KA NMN SA TA2Y KO,KUMAKAIN NG ILAW.SABI SA NA2Y KO,LING PATAYIN MO NA ANG ILAW,KAKAININ KO NA YAN…
Proud Igorot Father
~~~An Igorot man bought drinks for everyone in his barrio, announcing that his wife had just given birth to a bouncing baby boy weighing 15 pounds…Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of “Wow!” were heard…Two weeks later, he met a friend and said, “Say, you’re the father of the that baby who weighed 15 pounds at birth. How much does he weigh now?”…The proud father answered, “Ten pounds.”…The friend was puzzled. “Why? What happened? He weighed 15 pounds at birth?”…The Igorot father said, “I just had him circumcised.” ~~~
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