Titser and Juan December 14, 2006
~~Isang araw si juan ay huling lumabas ng room at tinawag sya ng kanyang titser.TITSER:Juan isarado mo lahat ng bntanaJUAN:Mam uwi na po akoT:Juan padlock mo muna ang pinto dito ka muna sa roomJ:Bkt po mam ano gagawin natin?T:Bsta sundin mo nlang ako!At sinunod ni juan.T:Juan hubarin mo damit ko.J:Ayoko mam galit dyos.T:Sige bawas greyd.J:Sige na ngaT:Juan tanggalin mo bra at panty ko.J:Ayoko mam galit lalo dyosT:Sige ibabagsak kita.J:Sige tatanggalin ko na po!T:Juan tanggalin mo damit mo pati salawal moJ:Ano po ba talaga gagawin natin?T:Ano pa edi magkakant**an!J:Yan na nga ba hinihintay ko eh!J:
BIN LADEN CAPTURED
~~~CNN Late Breaking News!……It has been reported that Osama bin Laden was captured this morning at 4:22 AM Pacific Standard Time by US Special Forces…….The prime suspect of the recent terrorist attack on the World Trade Center in New York City, Bin Laden was captured at gunpoint as he came out from an underground passage in a remote mountainside of southern Afghanistan…….Northern Alliance troops, who witnessed the events unfold, explained that moments earlier United States war planes have thrown samples of Viagra across the southern Afghanistan countryside, and the little prick just came out from the cave ! ~~~
PALAKPAKAN
~~~Solong solo ng magkasintahang si Ruben at Thelma ang buong balcony sa isang sinehan……Hinipo ni Ruben ang ari ni Thelma….Nasarapan si Thelma kaya binulong sa kasintahan, “ipasok mo ang isang daliri mo”……pinasok ng lalaki ang kanyang daliri…..ilang minuto ang nakalipas, bumulong uli si Thelma, “Ipasok mo dalawang daliri mo”……matapos ang ilang sandali, bumulong uli si Thelma, ” Ipasok mo buong kamay mo”…….Ilang sandali pa, bumulong uli ang babae, “Ipasok mo dalawang kamay mo”……at patapos na sinabing, “Ngayon pumalakpak ka”…..Sagot ni Ruben, “Di ko kayang pumalakpak”…….Tinignan siya ni Thelma at binulong ,” Sabi ko na sa iyo masikip ang k-i-ki ko, …
kotse
Mother: pag hinawakan ng bf ang boobs say dont pak pekpek say stop pag sabay dont stop
itlog
MR:sSweetheart pag-ulo lng daw ang pinasok ko maging Presedente anak ntin?MRS:Putang-ina kahit Barangay Tanod n lng basta lubog pati itlog!
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one day there was a little boy and his mom, they were taking a bath NAKED. while taking a bath, the boy saw his mom’s pussy and asked ” mom what u called to that? ” ( he was pointing to his mom’s vagina) ” his mom replied ” this is a parking lot” and he said , ” ahh ok” again he asked, ……and mom what is this one? ( hes pointing to his ####) ” that is a vehicle my son” the boy asked once again ” Mom can i put my vehicle in ur parking lot? ” …
I HAVE A HEADACHE!
~~~A husband came out from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, “Dear, no sex tonight, I have a headache.” ……”Perfect,” her husband said. “I was just in the bathroom powdering my p-e-n-i-s with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it’s up to you!” ~~~
c boy bastos!
SETTING: School // SITUATION: kinukulit ni boy bastos si nene habang nagtuturo ang teacher // Nene: Maam o, c boy, ang kulet..kanina pa naniniko.. // Teacher: Boy, bkt ka naniniko? alam mo bng masakit ang MANIKO??! // Boy: eh mam, bakit p kau pumasok??
ICE TOO BIG
Isang araw may isang “Kano” na nagbakasyon sa Maynila, Habang naglalakad sa kalye biglang naiihi pero di sya makahanap ng rest room, Kaya ang ginawa niya umihi sa may pader, habang may isang bata na nagbibinta ng ICE TUBIG at ang sinigaw ng bata ay ganito, ICE TUBIG…. narinig ito nang KANO at ang sumbat nya sa bata HEY!!! Its not TOO BIG its only AVERAGE size!!!
Translation!!
Translate this to english!!”Binigay ko ang lata kay tan..
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