Erap Applies For a Diploma December 12, 2006
Erap Applies for a DiplomaNow dat Erap is da Pres. of the phils, his last goal in
life is 2 get dat much-coveted diploma from his alma mater, Ateneo de
Manila. Wid dis, he felt he would b a truly accomplished man. So he
approached Fr. Bernas about da matter. Fr. Bernas was sympathetic wid
Erap so he gave him a final exam b4 he can be granted a diploma.
Fr. Bernas gave Erap 3 questions of which he only needs to answer 1
correctly. And this will be a take home exam. All of this concession were
given so that Erap will surely pass the exam …
under 18
Si Erap at mga kasamahan nya punta sila sa Bar at binasa ni Erap ang sign at ang sabi ay “under 18 is not allowed “so binilang ni Erap kung ilan sila .So sabi ni Erap halina kayo dahil subra tayo ng 18 .
Spanish Class
TEACHER: Ok Erap, use “puera” in a sentence.
ERAP : Mi maestra es muy bonita.
TEACHER: That’s very flattering but where is the word
“puera”?
ERAP : Puera ka
ano daw?
during his state visit to washington, erap was invited by clinton for a state dinner. of course, everybody was speaking in english!bill to hilary: will you please pass the sugar, sweetheart!
gore to his wife: will you please pass the honey, honeybunch!
erap to loi: will you please pass the pork, porkypig!
Ang Bisita
Isang araw may mamang kumakatok sa pintuan nila Erap.
Ang nagbukas ay ang batang anak nito na si Jimggoy.Jingoy: Why, what can I do for You?
Mama: Ah, si Pareng Erap, Meron ba?
Jinggoy: Meron Po, Wait! I’ll call for him.
Mama: Okey!
Jinggoy: Pa, there is a man calling for you!
Erap:Will you describe him.
Jinggoy: I think he has a mustache.
Erap: Ah, sige tell him I’ll buy one.
Jinggoy: Nhgeee! what!
I’M HUNGRY
ERAP WENT TO A JAPANESE RESTAURANT WITH HIS WIFE LOI AND SON JINGGOY. NAG ORDER SI LOI NG SUSHI, TAPOS SI JINGGOY NAMAN TERIYAKI. “AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE SIR?” SABI NG WAITER. ITO NALANG OORDERIN KO, TA.. KE.. HO.. ME, MUKHANG MASARAP EH.(TAKE HOME)
yee ha
Q:How do you get picachu on a stick
A:pokemon(poke it on)
comparing presidents
Cory- ako nung maliit pa gatas ko’lactogen, Ramos- ako lactum Erap- ang aking gatas naman ay lactacid
Erap to Washington for a meeting w/ Bill Clinton
After dinner, Bill says to Joseph “Well Joe, I don’t know what you think of the members of your Cabinet, but mine are all bright and brilliant”. “How do u know? ” asks Erap. ” Oh well, it’s simple”, says Bill. “They all have to take special tests before they can be a minister. Wait a second”. He calls Madeleine Albright over and says to her. “Tell me Madeleine, who is the child of your father and of your mother who is not your brother and is not your sister? Ah, that’s simple Mr. President”, says Madeleine, “it is me!”. …
car chek up
isang araw walang magawa si erap kaya naisipan nyang icheck up ang kanyang kotse para malaman kung ayos pa yung mga parts na ito…icheck ko nga ang busina…(beeeeeeeeep!!!!!!) ahhh! gumagana! ichek ko nga ang hand break ( pinaandar nya sabay biglang hila sa handbreack at huminto ang sasakyan) ayan!!! gumagana….e a flasher nga i checheck ko (binuksan ang flasher at umilaw ilaw ito) “gumagana…ay hindi! gumagana!…ay hindi!…gumagana!…ay hindi!
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