pg 13 December 5, 2006
one day erap invited his friends out to watch a movie….when they are lready in the movie house…erap saw the sign saying ” 13 BELOW NOT ALLOWED”erap immidiately counted themselves…and he found out that they were only 5…erap looked at his friends and said…”mga erap hanap na lang tayo ng ibang sinehan…lima lang tayo eh…di tayo makakapasok….dapat daw 13 tayo…
for dry hair
si erap naliligoerap: loi nag grocery ka na ba?loi:oo naman..kahapon pa po…erap: e bakit walang shampoo??loi: meron ha..lahat nga ng brand binili ko eh..erap: wala nga eh….kahit tingnan mo pa…(tiningnan ni loi…)loi: meron naman aherap:meron nga….kaso puro for dry hair,….paano yan???basa na ang buhok ko????
CASTRATION
~~~ERAP went to see a doctor in Hongkong.Doc,” says ERAP, “I want to be castrated.”"What on earth for?” asks the doctor in amazement……”It’s something I’ve been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done” replies ERAP…… “It’s a very serious operation and once it’s done, there’s no going back. It will change your life forever!”, said the doctor……”I’m aware of that and i’m not going to change my mind”, ERAP answered……So ERAP had his operation, and the next day he was up and walking very slowly, legs apart, down the hospital corridor. He saw a …
REMINDER TO ALL :
~~~ IMPORTANT REMINDER : Paalala lang po sa ating mga kababayan na half day ang mga Government Offices sa Friday. Imbitado ang lahat ng Officials na magpunta sa Malacanang. Doon gaganapin ang Jueteng! ~~~
kaw na bahala sa title? - ano ba yun?
Pinayagan lalabas kulungan c Erap attend b-day Nanay… Erap: Guard ipahanda ung terno na gagamitin ko… Guard: Sori sir, nginatngat ng daga…. Erap:….Eh yan ang favorite ko!! magpabili ka the same na kapalit (after 15 minutes)…….Guard: E2 na po bago Terno nyo Sir!!! …. Erap: Eh ano pa ginagawa mo…. di gupitin mo na at itapal sa nginatngat ng daga para may magamit ako!!!!!
Si Erap noong Mayor Pa ng San Juan
Si Erap noong Mayor pa sya ng San Juan, isang araw Sinabi ni Erap sa kanyang Secretary na tawagan si Atty. para makausap ni Erap…Erap; Sec. paki tawagan si Atty…Sec. opo Mayor, panay dial ng sec. pero busy linya ni Atty…Sec. Mayor the line is busy…Erap: galit si Erap at sumigaw!! ah sbihin mo kay Atty. si Mayor Erap ito at hindi si Vice (busy) ngek!
Erap’s Friend
ERAP: Boy Kuto, Bakit ka tinawag na Boy Kuto? BK: Kasi kinuto ang BALLS ko!ERAP:Eh! Talo pala kita. Ako GINARAPATA, pero c LOI lang ang tumawag sa akin nyan.
THAT’S THE DIFFERENCE!
~~~What is the difference between the Philippine Government and a Hooker????….. One stops screwing you after you paid! ~~~
WHEN THEY WERE YOUNG !
~~~The teacher asks someone to use the word “facinate” in a sentence……So little Gloria Macapagal Arroyo raises her hand and the teacher picks her. Gloria says, “My family and I went to my uncles ranch and saw all his animals, it was fascinating!”…The teacher says “That was a good sentence but I want to hear facinate in a sentence.”……Then, Little Cory Aquino raises her hand and says “I went on vacation to my province and saw nice sites, it was so fascinating!”……The teacher says “That was also a great sentence but I want to hear fascinate in a sentence.”……Finally little …
nastee
one day. while erap was working, he saw some white stuff on his table. he picked it up and he thought it was food so he ate it. then loi came and said, “HOY!anoy ka ba! bakit ka kumakain nang ipot!”another joke: Erap is so stupid that he doesnt get any of our jokes. haha funny eh?
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