Erap at Inday December 4, 2006
isang araw umuulan.ERAP: inday san ka ppnta?INDAY: sa labas po, magdidilig ng halaman.ERAP: ang tanga m talaga!!! kita mo ng umuulan…. bakit d ka magdala ng PAYONG!?!
One WISH
Nakapulot si erap ng lampara… nilinis niya iyon at may lumabas na genie. GENIE: bibigyan kta ng isang wish…. anu ang iyong kahilingan?? ERAP:gumawa ka ng tulay mula pinas hanggang US. GENIE: nakupo! mahirap yan ah! baka may iba ka pa?! ERAP: o sige…. tulay hanggang Hong Kong na lang…. GENIE: mahirap pa rin yan….. isip ka na lang ng iba! ERAP: sige turuan mo ko mag-english…. GENIE: Kelan ko sisimulan yung tulay? pareho gusto mo????
TAKE HOME!
nsa isang japanese restaurant si ERAP….
ERAP: sige order lang!
LOI: sge gusto ko… Sushi…
JINGGOY: ako isang maki..
ERAP: miss, masarap ba ung takehome?
DONKEY
Somewhere in the desert of Arabia. A foreigner saw ERAR Playing cards with a donkey. Foreginer – Are you crazy? Why are you playing cards with the animal, He doesn’t know about it!? ERAP– you know this donkey won two times already.
BALIGTAD
TINURUAN NI LOI C ERAP PAANO SUMAGOT AT GUMAMIT NG TELEPONO. SA SUSUNOD NA RING CYA NA ANG SASAGOT. RIIING… MABILIS NA DINAMPOT NI ERAP, KASO BALIGTAD ANG PAGKALAGAY, YUN MIC SA TENGA NIYA NILAGAY, HELLO… HELLO… WALA CYA MARINIG. KITA CYA NI LOI.. HINDI GANYAN.. BALIGTAD… BOBO! SUMAGOT C ERAP .. LLO HE…
Greeting Cards
~~~ Nagpunta si Loi sa isang department store para maghanap ng greeting card para sa kanyang asawang si Erap. Paikot ikot siya sa paghahanap ng card at mukhang di makita ang hinahanap……Nilapitan siya ng isang saleslady at tinanong, “Kailangan niyo po ba ng tulong, m’am?……Sagot ni Loi, ” Meron ba kayong “Sorry I Laughed at your D-I-C-K” card? ~~~
PRONUNCIATION
~~~ Two American tourists were walking through Manila. As they were approaching Makati, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. One tourist says, “Mekheyti”, the other tourist says, “Makhayti”……They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they were eating at a fast food restaurant, Erap passed infront of them and one tourist stopped him, “Excuse me , sir, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are…very slowly?…….Erap leaned over and prononced it slowly, “Jooo-li-beee” ~~~
magkapatid na gloria at mike…
Sa isang interview kay erap sabi nya: dapat pawalang bisa ang kasal nila Gloria at Mike. Reporter: bakit naman po? Erap: kasi magkapatid cla. ang sabi ni susan, ang sinungaling ay kapatid ng magnanakaw…. ngeekkk
UNION THERE IS STRENGTH
BILL: LET’S HELP ONE ANOTHERERAP: TAYOY MAGTULUNGANBILL: LET’S STRIVE TOGETHERERAP: TAYO’Y MAGSIKAPBILL: BECAUSE IN UNION THERE IS STRENGTHERAP: SAPAGKAT SA SIBUYAS MAY TITIGAS’
News Flash:
Batman is looking for Erap. According to Batman, it is because Erap walks like a penguin and thinks like a joker. ——————————Miriam: Mr. President, alam mo ba lesbian ako?Erap: Teka, ano ba ‘yung lesbian?Miriam: I love to make love to a sexy girl, undress her, kiss her and embrace her. Erap: Huwag kang mag-alala, lesbian din pala ako! Pareho tayo ng hilig!
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