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Man’s life September 18, 2006

On the first day God created the cow. God said, “You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years.”

The cow said, “That’s a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I’ll give back the other forty.”

And God agreed.

On the second day, God created the dog. God said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes …

utot? September 6, 2006

Tasyo : Mam, question?
Titser : Ano yun Tasyo hijo?
Tasyo : Mam, bumubukol po ba ang utot?
Titser : Naku hijo hindi. Ang utot ay hangin lamang kaya di siya maaring bumukol.
Tasyo : PUCHA! SABI KO NA NGA BA TAE NA TO!

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