69 March 6, 2006
BABAE: Honey, mag-69 tayo
LALAKE: Ano yon?
BABAE: Ituturo ko sa yo.
(nakaposition na sila e napautot ng 4x si babae).
LALAKE: Ayoko na !!! Di ko na kakayanin ang 65 pang utot!!
Source: galing po sa sms message sakin hehe
Beer
Botong was drinking at a bar and the bartender came over to tell him he had a telephone call. Botong had just bought the beer and he didn’t want anyone to drink it. So, he wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that said: ‘I spit in my beer.’
When Botong returned to the his seat there was another note beside his beer:
‘I spit in your beer too!’
I originally read these on an indian site. 
password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on.
The husband was in a rather humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife’s attention. So, when the computer asked him to
enter his password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying in.
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His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied:
**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH*****
Note: taken from an anonymous …
my short term mind.
I came across a simple joke on the internet the other day, then i laughed so much and not realizing i closed my browser. went ahead with the days work, then suddenly for no reason at all, i cleared my history and temporary internet files. went ahead with work, then again something hit my mind, it was the joke i’ve read hours ago, i tried to figure out which site i found it but sad to say, i can no longer find it again, i think i really have a very short term mind hehe. It was by then i …