Top 1 September 27, 2007
Boy: Nay! Muntik na ako maging top one sa klase!
Nanay: Bat mo naman nasabi?
Boy: Ini-announce kasi kanina yung top one sa klase. Ang tinuro ni ma’am yung katabi ko. Muntik na ako!
The Pharmacist November 30, 2006
A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello,
could you give me condom. I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for
dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!”
The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man leaves. He soon
returns and says, “Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s
sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there
too.”
The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he
turns back and says,”Go on, give me one …
utot? September 6, 2006
Tasyo : Mam, question?
Titser : Ano yun Tasyo hijo?
Tasyo : Mam, bumubukol po ba ang utot?
Titser : Naku hijo hindi. Ang utot ay hangin lamang kaya di siya maaring bumukol.
Tasyo : PUCHA! SABI KO NA NGA BA TAE NA TO!
Mr. Isulong SEOPH June 20, 2006
An Interesting Idea about Ang Panday being Mr. Isulong SEOPH check it out the post here.