UNIQUE NAME December 5, 2006
~~~ After twelve hours in the delivery room, the new mother, Mrs Rosales, is informed by her doctor that he has some good news and some bad news……. The woman still weak from the delivery, says give me the good news. The doctor says you gave birth to an eight pound baby boy. The woman replies,” My god, whats the bad news?” . The doctor says, “Your husband named him Garci Ringtone Rosales” ~~~
si erap nga naman
GMA: siguro ikaw nagturo sa mga MAGDALO MUTINEERS na gumamit ng violence noh?ERAP:Gagang pandak ka talaga! Gitara nga di ako marunong, violins pa!
new mutineers
Nag rebelde na rin cna sonny osmena at ernie maceda, cla daw angMAGDALENA GROUP which will be headed by ping lacson.
DAILY INQUIRER
~~~ >>> BREAKING NEWS
Flash News
Group of AFP Generals are planning to stage a mutiny at Camp Aguinaldo against gloria, they have called themselves the “MAGKANO” Group. ——————————————————————-Negotiators representing various sectors went to malacanang, Gen. Cimatu andDefensor for gov’t, ping and Biazon for opposition and tito sotto for eat bulaga. yes! yes! awww!
MEDICAL REPORT
GOVERNMENT OFFICIAL AANUALMEDICAL REPORT~~~ Recently, Government Officials went to have their annual medical check-up. Three of President Gloria M. Arroyo’s advisers failed the brain scan exam. The doctors found out that the Left side of their brain has nothing Right in it and the Right side has nothing Left in it” ~~~
Coup d etat
Reactions to Coup:USA: “We fully support Pres GMA!”Australia: “We will send troops!”Pinoy: “May pasok ba bukas?”
aroyo family
cong.nay bili ako bahay sigi anak kuha pera sa jueting.honey punta ako vigas nakakulekta ako sa jueting okey hon. presidenti. mga pilipino nandaya ako sa eleksion, mga maka gloria… sigilang kaya nga pinatalsik natin si erap para mapalitan ang gobyerno kasi yumayaman ang pinas
wire taping
sino ang babae sa tape? ako sabi ni glo bat mo inamin tanong ng asawa di bali patay na si FPJ wala ng habol (ay tanga)
SIN OF LYING
~~~ President Gloria M.Arroyo went to see the priest and said, “Father , i lied to all my fellow Filipinos, please forgive me. The priest answered, “Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you to read Mark 17.”……. The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the priest asked Gloria if she read Mark 17. She said, ” I read all 17 chapters, father!….. The priest smiled and said, “Mark has only sixteen chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying.” …
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