How to say “Thank You” January 12, 2007
How to say Thank you in japan
when someone gives you a tikoy
say “Aunty tikoy masarap” now try to say it fast “Auntytikoymasarap”
The Nine Important Men In A Woman’s Life
1. THE DOCTOR: because he says, “Take your clothes off.”2. THE DENTIST: because he says, “Open wide.”
3. THE HAIRDRESSER: because he says, “Do you want it teased or blown?”
4. THE MILKMAN: because he says, “Do you want it in the front or the back?”
5. THE INTERIOR DECORATOR: because he says, “Once it’s in, you’ll love it!”
6. THE STOCK BROKER: because he says, “It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while, and then slowly fall back again.”
7. THE BANKER: because he says, “If you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest.”
8. THE HUNTER: because he goes deep in the …
difference between bicycle and female
How is a bicycle differ from a female?Â
here is my answer
bicycle: pump then ride!
female : ride then pump!
“underwear”
a guy from california had this unusual pain in his head he had no money or insurance to go for a check up but he had a dollar so he decided to bet for the super lotto. fortunately he won the super lotto and become an instant millinaire so the first thing he did is to look for a specialist in his case.doctor: what can I do for you Mr. John?
John: I have these terrible headache, it’s been five years since this started so whats the best cure you could do i’ll pay whatever it cost.
doctor: I see Mr. John, …
“labor day”
It’s labor day and every one is on vacation and some of the superfriends went out for a dayoff . flash was looking for wonderwoman and he found her spreading in the park and humming like she was having sex so flash took advantage of wonderwoman and when he thought nobody was around. so the next day every one was back to their duty and wonderwoman was there and flash cameover acting like nothing happened the other day. out of nowhere invisible appeared in front of flash and telling his story about the day off in the park. he said …
Way is a mans PEnis Similar to a car??
Way is a mans PEnis Similar to a car??
A : 1)it feels good when its Fast .. 2) its smooth when its lubricated
laruan
wag pag laruan ang puso dahil isa lang ito… ok lang ang suso dahil dalawa naman ito ……
Birbal ’s Revenge
Ahmed was a high ranking official in King Akbar’s court. He
had one long standing wish: to suckle at the voluptuous breasts
of the Queen to his hearts desire. Every time he passed the queen
he got frustrated.One day he revealed his desire to the King’s chief advisor,
Birbal, and begged him to do something which would allow him to
achieve what he yearned for more than anything else in the world.
Birbal, after much thought agreed on the condition that once his
desire had been met, Ahmed would pay him 1000 gold coins.
Ahmed agreed.
The next day Birbal prepared a high octane itching lotion and
poured it into …
Parkinson’s
A male nursing home resident asked a lady nursing home resident to hold his #### so he wants to know if he can still have a hard-on. The lady squeezed a little bit and he did have a hard-on. This went on for a week. On the second week, the man just stopped letting the lady resident held his ####. But he let her roommate hold his ####. The lady asked him, “Why did you stop letting me hold your #### but let my roommate hold it now?”. He answered, “I like her hand, she has Parkinson’s!”.
Sex January 9, 2007
MAy dalawang asawa nanasa airpot.husband: ok lets fill up the form
WIfe: ok Let me see hmnnnnnnnn
Husband: mann ang dami namang tanong
name:BLah blah blah
Address: blah blah
aaage: watever
status: yeah yeah
phone: pakiaalam ko
sex: 6 times a day
wife: tama na siguro to
name: marylyn
address: Paranaque Manila
status:married
age:34
sex: F
Wife: tapos kana bah
Husband: yah im tapos na
Wife: let me see
gago bakit yung “sex” mo 6 times a day
husband: bakit tama naman yan ahh dibah 6 times a day tayo nagkakantutan