Russian Checkpoint December 7, 2006
An American journalist was stopped at a Russian Checkpoint in the bullet-pocked suburb of Chechnya.
The Russian soldier said, “Get out of the car and open the trunk!”
The American replied, “I’m sorry, but the handbrake on the car is broken. I can’t take my foot off the brake or it’ll roll back down the hill.”
So the Russian says, “Do you take me for a FOOL?!” as he slides into the passenger seat, and stamps his big boot onto the brake pedal.
“Now, go and open the trunk!”
So the journalist reluctantly complies with the soldiers request and goes and opens the trunk of the car.
“Now”, …
The Little Guy December 5, 2006
A little guy was sitting at a bar one day, drinking his beer and minding his own business, when a great big guy walked by and — BAM! — knocked him off his bar stool. “That was a karate chop from Korea!” the big guy said, grinning.
The little guy gets up, angry, but figuring that the big guy was probably drunk, he decided to just get back on his stool and finish his beer. All of the sudden — BAM! — the big guy comes back by and knocks him off the stool again. “That was a judo chop from …
forgive your enemies October 3, 2006
Toward the end of the church service, the Minister asked,
“How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”
80% held up their hands. The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly Lady.
“Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”
“I don’t have any.” She replied, smiling sweetly.
“Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?”
“Ninety-eight.” she replied.
“Oh, Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us all how
a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the
world?”
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the
congregation, and …
Psychic Dog
A Georgia farm wife called the local phone company to report that
her telephone failed to ring when her friends called — and that on
the few occasions when it did ring her pet dog always moaned right
before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this
psychic dog or senile elderly lady.
He climbed a nearby telephone pole, hooked in his test set and
dialed the subscriber’s house.
The phone didn’t ring right away, but then after he heard the dog
moaning loudly, the telephone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the …
Man’s life September 18, 2006
On the first day God created the cow. God said, “You must go to field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years.”
The cow said, “That’s a kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty years and I’ll give back the other forty.”
And God agreed.
On the second day, God created the dog. God said, “Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes …
Mr. Isulong SEOPH June 20, 2006
An Interesting Idea about Ang Panday being Mr. Isulong SEOPH check it out the post here.
Beer March 6, 2006
Botong was drinking at a bar and the bartender came over to tell him he had a telephone call. Botong had just bought the beer and he didn’t want anyone to drink it. So, he wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that said: ‘I spit in my beer.’
When Botong returned to the his seat there was another note beside his beer:
‘I spit in your beer too!’
I originally read these on an indian site. 
my short term mind.
I came across a simple joke on the internet the other day, then i laughed so much and not realizing i closed my browser. went ahead with the days work, then suddenly for no reason at all, i cleared my history and temporary internet files. went ahead with work, then again something hit my mind, it was the joke i’ve read hours ago, i tried to figure out which site i found it but sad to say, i can no longer find it again, i think i really have a very short term mind hehe. It was by then i …
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