DVD September 27, 2007
ERAP: Soli ko tong nabili kong DVD.
FPJ: Anong problema?
ERAP: Walang picture, tsaka sound. Sayang. Suspense thriller pa yata to. Tsk, tsk…
FPJ: Anong title?
ERAP: “The Lens Cleaner”Â
PAKI TRANSLATE January 12, 2007
ano ang tagalog ng wife? MAYBAHAY ~~~ ano ang mistress? MAYCONDO
Erap at the Barber Shop December 14, 2006
Erap walks into a Barber shop to get his hair cut wearing
headphones. The Barber asks him to take off his headphones but he
refuses. So the stylist takes them off and Erap collapses to the
ground. The Barber picks up the headphones and hears, “Breathe in,
breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out…”
Going to France
Inside Air France B747 going on a state visit to France.
Erap to Stewardess : Excuse me miss, do you have a comfort room?
Stewardess : OUI, OUI.
Erap : No, U U ! !
Erap jok
Erap and frens went to a funeral. Wondering,Erap’s fren asked him why he wanted to go home already. With a look on his Erap’s face,he said “Di nyo ba na####ta yung sign??!! REMAINS WILL BE CREMATED ALIS NA TAYO!”
Airport
Man: sir, mura pala mamili sa Singapor! Erap: Sige halika Pumunta tayo!
Man: Dito tayo sa Ordinary Sumakay!
Erap: Ayoko!Dun ako sa VIP seat!
(after a minute)
Sir bakit kayo bumalik!Erap: Sa HONG-KONGpala yung flight nun!
Why Erap?
Bakit “Erap” ang tawag kay Erap?
Kasi,
erap maka-intindi,
erap mag-english,
erap mag-isip…
smile
man:bakit tumatawa si erap pag kumikidlat?
man2:Bakit?
man:kasi kala niya flash nang camera!!!
man2:ngek!
erap & computer
Q: Paano mo malamang si Erap ang huling gumamit ng Computer?
Sagot: dahil ang ginagamit niyang pambura kapag siya ay nagkamali sa pag-type ay liquid na touch and go!!!
Payabangan!
Nagkitakita ang isang Hapon, Intsik at Pinoy!Hapon: Hoy yung taga-amin walang paa pero naging Mayor!
Intsik: Wala yan, sa amin nga pare Walang Paa’t Kamay pero naging Governador!
Pinoy: Walang-wala yang mga pinagsasasabi ninyo. Sa amin nga, WALANG ULO naging PRESIDENTE!
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