If I Died.. December 7, 2006
~~~The wife of Erap asks, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable period of grieving, I guess I would.. We all need companionship.”"If I died and you remarried,” the wife asks, “would she live in this house?”"We’ve spent a lot of money getting this house just the way we want it. I’m not going to get rid of my house. I guess she would.”"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house,” the wife asks, “would she sleep in our bed?”"Well, the bed is brand new, and it cost us $2,000. It’s going to last a long time, so I guess she would.”"If I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed, would she use my golf clubs?”"Oh, no,” Erap replies. “She’s left-handed.”~~~~
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- Author : egie
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