The Barn October 3, 2006
Farmer Jones lives with his tame bear in the remote country with
only dirt access roads. His tame bear had been naughty that day so he
put him in the barn and said “you stay here until you learn how to
behave yourself.”
Shortly afterwards it begin to rain, a real heavy down pour.
About an hour later a travelling salesman got stuck in the mud and
asked the Farmer for a place to stay.
The Farmer told him he didn’t have room in the house, however he
could stay in the barn. He told the salesman there were no lights in
the barn and his tame bear was in the barn. The Farmer said the bear
would not bother him.
The salesman went to the barn.
Later another travelling salesman got stuck in the mud and the
Farmer told him about the barn-no lights and the tame bear.
The salesmen left for the barn.
One hour later a woman got stuck in the mud and approached the Farmer.
He told her about the barn and mentioned the two travelling
salesmen. However, he was so concerned about the salesmen he forgot
to mention the bear.
The woman said, “I can take care of myself,” and left for the barn.
Two hours later the farmer was awakened by heavy knocking at the door.
When opening the door the woman was standing there with her clothes
torn and rumpled.
The Farmer said good heavens what happened to you?.
The woman replied “I give up on human nature, the first guy gave me
forty dollars, the second guy gave me fifty dollars, but that cheap
bastard in the fur coat never even said thanks!”
- Posted in : green jokes
- Author : dhundee
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