camel and elephant

A camel and an elephant met.

The elephant asked the camel “Why do you have your breasts on your back?”

The camel clearly irritated by the outrage of modesty replies ..
“What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!”

ID ten T error

I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Braden, the 11 year old next door whose bedroom looks like Mission Control, and asked him to come over.

Braden clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. As he was walking away, I called after him, “So, what was wrong?”

He replied, “It was an ID ten T error.”

I didn’t want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired, “An ID ten T error? What’s that? In case I need to fix it again.”

Braden grinned…, “Haven’t you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?”

“No,” I replied.

“Write it down,” he said, “and I think you’ll figure it out.”

So I did, writing down the ten as a number…

I used to like the little sh*t.