Bagong salta sa America

Bagong salta sa America, yung Pinoy ay gustong mag-long distance sa Pilipinas kaya dinayal yung “0 for Operator”.
Operator: AT&T. How may I help you?
Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.
Operator: Name of the party you’re calling?
Pinoy: Aybegyurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da name of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you’re calling phonetically.
Pinoy: Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?

paga

isang araw may lalaking pumunta sa doctor. Kasi maliit si totoy.
Guy: doc wag kayong tatawa ha!
Doc: eh bakit naman ako tatawa eh doctor nga ako eh…
Guy:(shows his 2 inch dick)
Doc: (laughing) oh my…hehehe
Guy:sabi ko sa yo hwag kang tatawa eh…
Doc: eh anong problema…
Guys: eh kasi doc namamaga eh…