The Pharmacist

A young man goes into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, “Hello,
could you give me condom. I’m going to my girlfriend’s place for
dinner and I think I may be in with a chance!”

The pharmacist gives him the condom and the young man leaves. He soon
returns and says, “Give me another condom because my girlfriend’s
sister is very cute too. She always crosses her legs in a provocative
manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there

The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he
turns back and says,”Go on, give me one more condom because my
girlfriend’s mum is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always
makes eyes, an d since she invited me for dinner, think she is
expecting me to make a move!

During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his
left, the sister on his right and the mum facing him.
When the dad gets there, the boy lowers his head and starts praying,

“Dear Lord, bless this dinner and thank you for all you give us.”
A minute later the boy is still praying; “Thank you Lord for your

Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down.

The others look at each other surprised and his girlfriend is even
more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says
in his ear, “I didn’t know you were so religious.”

The boy replies, “I didn’t know your dad was a pharmacist!”